Greatest Book Ever

Once upon a time, a blonde walked into a dentist's office, clutching this very book. She read it in the waiting room, read it in the dentist's chair, and refused to put it down. The dentist, baffled, insisted she set it aside, but she simply said, "I can't put it down, or I'll die." The dentist, exasperated, yanked the book from her hands, and—poof—she passed out. Turns out, the book's simple message was the secret to her survival. So, in honor of that dedicated reader, we created this book to remind everyone to keep it simple: breathe in, breathe out, and never underestimate the power of a good laugh. Enjoy the world's greatest book!